Goldstein

Before Goldstein was Goldstein, he was one half of a school of two. They say that those who spawn together, stay together; but in this case they couldn't swim together forever. Some fisherman say it started with a glint in his eye they could see from the shore. Others claim they saw Goldstein applying a little seasoning to his partner between strokes. Either way, he was soon found sailing solo, with a little extra weight to show for his heartbreak. What followed was a plethora of potential partners of all shapes and sizes, but the first cut was the deepest, and their first fight would spell to be their last. A good mate is hard to find, but a decent meal is easy, and before long Goldstein had developed a real taste for love. None would prove to be as nutritious as his first, but as they say, there's plenty more fish in the freshwater. Goldstein has no intention of giving up, no matter how big he gets.